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by steveqpr881
Tue May 28, 2024 11:00 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 408
Views: 933087

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I once asked my dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was. He said, "No, son." :? The Burning Question: Why oh why was the QE2 Bridge named after the famous ship?? :shock: Interesting Fact: Janet Keiller, who invented marmalade, was an ancestor of tv gardener* Monty Don! Well I nev...
by steveqpr881
Tue May 28, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 349
Views: 555990

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. songwriter Richard Sherman.
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."
by steveqpr881
Tue May 28, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....
Replies: 2
Views: 44

Re: Tottenham Pre-Season....

That's more like it, some friendlies I can actually get to!
Spuds at home, then a short walk down the road for me, to the Arthur Daley Used Car Salesroom
(formerly the Mad Stad), home of the Phoney Hoops.
by steveqpr881
Sat May 25, 2024 11:24 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 124
Views: 189579

Re: A very special QPR birthday

Happy Birthday to John Beck.
by steveqpr881
Sat May 25, 2024 10:37 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 408
Views: 933087

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

This so-called "Manchester-Derby FA Cup Final" is a farce -
you've done this one to death - ed.
Oh, ok......how about this then:
My dad's just retired as a circus clown after 30 years.
People expect me to take over, but he's left big shoes to fill.
:D
by steveqpr881
Sat May 25, 2024 10:35 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....
Replies: 1
Views: 44

Re: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....

:roll: Gives the team a nice break I suppose, but what about the fans??
I hope they arrange some friendlies in this country - preferably @ LR, or close to home.
by steveqpr881
Fri May 24, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 408
Views: 933087

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan, 83 today! Just thought I'd mention it...... When I was a kid, my dad used to put me inside old tyres & roll me down the hill - they were the good years. 8-) Thought For The Day: Saying 'let that sink in' after you've said something doe not make it any more profound. Le...
by steveqpr881
Wed May 22, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 408
Views: 933087

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The missus said she's leaving me (she keeps saying that! - ed.)
because I talk like a newsreader all the time.
More on that story later.....
8-)
by steveqpr881
Wed May 22, 2024 10:28 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 349
Views: 555990

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. actress Gudrun Ure, aka 'Supergran,' of kids tv.
In her 90s, so she had a.....good run.
8-)
by steveqpr881
Tue May 21, 2024 10:57 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 408
Views: 933087

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm disappointed to have been dropped from the Scrabble team. :o
Disappointed? Words fail me!
:lol: