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This so-called "Manchester-Derby FA Cup Final" is a farce -
you've done this one to death - ed.
Oh, ok......how about this then:
My dad's just retired as a circus clown after 30 years.
People expect me to take over, but he's left big shoes to fill.

Gives the team a nice break I suppose, but what about the fans??
I hope they arrange some friendlies in this country - preferably @ LR, or close to home.

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan, 83 today! Just thought I'd mention it...... When I was a kid, my dad used to put me inside old tyres & roll me down the hill - they were the good years. 8-) Thought For The Day: Saying 'let that sink in' after you've said something doe not make it any more profound. Le...

The missus said she's leaving me (she keeps saying that! - ed.)
because I talk like a newsreader all the time.
More on that story later.....

R.I.P. actress Gudrun Ure, aka 'Supergran,' of kids tv.
In her 90s, so she had a.....good run.

I'm disappointed to have been dropped from the Scrabble team.
Disappointed? Words fail me!

I've just invented an alarm clock that, when it goes off doesn't ring - it swears.
You're guaranteed a rude awakening!