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- Tue May 28, 2024 11:00 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 408
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Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I once asked my dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was. He said, "No, son." :? The Burning Question: Why oh why was the QE2 Bridge named after the famous ship?? :shock: Interesting Fact: Janet Keiller, who invented marmalade, was an ancestor of tv gardener* Monty Don! Well I nev...
- Tue May 28, 2024 10:55 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
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Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. songwriter Richard Sherman.
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."
- Tue May 28, 2024 10:51 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....
- Replies: 2
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Re: Tottenham Pre-Season....
That's more like it, some friendlies I can actually get to!
Spuds at home, then a short walk down the road for me, to the Arthur Daley Used Car Salesroom
(formerly the Mad Stad), home of the Phoney Hoops.
Spuds at home, then a short walk down the road for me, to the Arthur Daley Used Car Salesroom
(formerly the Mad Stad), home of the Phoney Hoops.
- Sat May 25, 2024 11:24 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
- Replies: 124
- Views: 189578
Re: A very special QPR birthday
Happy Birthday to John Beck.
- Sat May 25, 2024 10:37 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 408
- Views: 933086
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
This so-called "Manchester-Derby FA Cup Final" is a farce -
you've done this one to death - ed.
Oh, ok......how about this then:
My dad's just retired as a circus clown after 30 years.
People expect me to take over, but he's left big shoes to fill.
you've done this one to death - ed.
Oh, ok......how about this then:
My dad's just retired as a circus clown after 30 years.
People expect me to take over, but he's left big shoes to fill.
- Sat May 25, 2024 10:35 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....
- Replies: 1
- Views: 44
Re: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....
Gives the team a nice break I suppose, but what about the fans??
I hope they arrange some friendlies in this country - preferably @ LR, or close to home.
I hope they arrange some friendlies in this country - preferably @ LR, or close to home.
- Fri May 24, 2024 10:49 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 408
- Views: 933086
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan, 83 today! Just thought I'd mention it...... When I was a kid, my dad used to put me inside old tyres & roll me down the hill - they were the good years. 8-) Thought For The Day: Saying 'let that sink in' after you've said something doe not make it any more profound. Le...
- Wed May 22, 2024 10:30 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 408
- Views: 933086
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
The missus said she's leaving me (she keeps saying that! - ed.)
because I talk like a newsreader all the time.
More on that story later.....
because I talk like a newsreader all the time.
More on that story later.....
- Wed May 22, 2024 10:28 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
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Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. actress Gudrun Ure, aka 'Supergran,' of kids tv.
In her 90s, so she had a.....good run.
In her 90s, so she had a.....good run.
- Tue May 21, 2024 10:57 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 408
- Views: 933086
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I'm disappointed to have been dropped from the Scrabble team.
Disappointed? Words fail me!
Disappointed? Words fail me!