My local library has started lending vegetables.I thought - that's a turnip for the books.
Interesting Fact:
Legally, ice cream vans' chimes must last no more than 12 seconds.
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- Fri May 31, 2024 9:40 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 410
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- Fri May 31, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 351
- Views: 557254
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. Brighton seafront fortune teller, Eva Petulengro.
Bet she wasn't expecting that......
Bet she wasn't expecting that......
- Thu May 30, 2024 10:15 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 410
- Views: 934521
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
My 3 sons have won the Pogoing Championship for the 3rd year running!
That's 3 on the bounce!!
Top Tip:
Never fall asleep on a cross word - you'll wake up with a puzzled expression.
That's 3 on the bounce!!
Top Tip:
Never fall asleep on a cross word - you'll wake up with a puzzled expression.
- Thu May 30, 2024 10:13 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....
- Replies: 3
- Views: 116
Re: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....
I have got quite a few bets on (all for a pint) with various Spuds & Reading-supporting friends.
Either we will do well in both games & I'll be pished for a week.....or I'll be broke.
Either we will do well in both games & I'll be pished for a week.....or I'll be broke.
- Thu May 30, 2024 10:11 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: And Welcome to Daniel Bennie.....
- Replies: 1
- Views: 43
Re: And Welcome to Daniel Bennie.....
All over Facebook yesterday & dismissed as clickbait.......now it turns out to be true.
Good luck to him.
Good luck to him.
- Thu May 30, 2024 10:10 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Mark Lazarus Interview...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 63
Re: Mark Lazarus Interview...
A great read, can't wait for Part 2.
Mark's description of Alec Stock doesn't quite fit in with all the 'Ron Manager' stuff......
Mark's description of Alec Stock doesn't quite fit in with all the 'Ron Manager' stuff......
- Wed May 29, 2024 7:31 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 351
- Views: 557254
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. Albert Ruddy, Oscar-winning producer of The Godfather.
- Wed May 29, 2024 7:21 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 410
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Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I've got a new job, helping out a bloke who fixes potholes.
When he can't do it, I fill in for him......
Interesting Fact:
Bumf is military slang, short for bumfodder, or toilet paper.
QPR Rhyming Slang:
Marcus Bean - James Dean.
When he can't do it, I fill in for him......
Interesting Fact:
Bumf is military slang, short for bumfodder, or toilet paper.
QPR Rhyming Slang:
Marcus Bean - James Dean.
- Tue May 28, 2024 11:00 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 410
- Views: 934521
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I once asked my dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was. He said, "No, son." :? The Burning Question: Why oh why was the QE2 Bridge named after the famous ship?? :shock: Interesting Fact: Janet Keiller, who invented marmalade, was an ancestor of tv gardener* Monty Don! Well I nev...
- Tue May 28, 2024 10:55 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 351
- Views: 557254
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. songwriter Richard Sherman.
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."