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Anybody else on here go, on Saturday? I didn't recognise anyone. The big merchandise sale was held in the Blue & White bar; I got there just before 10, expecting to walk right in, but no! There was a queue right down to the corner of Loftus Rd. & Ellerslie Rd. Was given a numbered ticket (t...

The day got a mention in the papers - The Times, no less! This was in this Tuesday's edition: "Politicians get a kicking. David Milliband returned to British politics to join old cabinet colleagues in a charity football match against the Westminsterpress at QPR's ground. Ed Balls, captain of t...

Everyone in my street wears woolly jumpers.
We're a tight-knit community.

I know you lot won't take umbrage at this - because you don't know what umbrage means
Last night, the missus said she's leaving me, because of my obsession with Wham.
I said wake me up before you go, go.

The person who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the inventor of the Merry-Go-Round.
They moved in different circles.

Top Tip:
Fishermen -use licquorice as bait, you'll catch all sorts.

I've lost my job as a tandem sky-diver.
I was always falling out with people.....