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I've just invented an alarm clock that, when it goes off doesn't ring - it swears.
You're guaranteed a rude awakening!

Steve Russell wrote: ↑Mon May 20, 2024 8:34 am Will Lambert - QPR’s head of academy operations .......

Any relation to you-know-who??
We should be told!
And can we expect to see 'young kerrins' make an appearance in the team,
with the boy Will in charge???

Anybody else on here go, on Saturday? I didn't recognise anyone. The big merchandise sale was held in the Blue & White bar; I got there just before 10, expecting to walk right in, but no! There was a queue right down to the corner of Loftus Rd. & Ellerslie Rd. Was given a numbered ticket (t...

The day got a mention in the papers - The Times, no less! This was in this Tuesday's edition: "Politicians get a kicking. David Milliband returned to British politics to join old cabinet colleagues in a charity football match against the Westminsterpress at QPR's ground. Ed Balls, captain of t...

Everyone in my street wears woolly jumpers.
We're a tight-knit community.

I know you lot won't take umbrage at this - because you don't know what umbrage means
Last night, the missus said she's leaving me, because of my obsession with Wham.
I said wake me up before you go, go.