No. 12, Kyle Walker.
Made his name at the club before he went on to find fame with Man City.
Kyle is being divorced by his wife, after she found out about his not one,
but two love children!
Connor
They seek him here
They seek him there
They seek Taylor Richards everywhere
Is he on the treatment table
Or just feeling unwell
That damned elusive Pimpernel(that is Taylor Richards)
No. 13 & it's unlucky for some - certainly for him -
ex-goalie Alex Smithies has had to retire from the game, due to an injury.
He played nearly 500 senior games for Huddersfield, Cardiff & us during his 17-year career.
Newsflash!
No. 15, Michael Beale has just been sacked by Sunderland. Mole on the dole.
Mr. Loyalty & Integrity is now looking for yet another club to screw up.
No. 17: Celebrity Rs fan & cabinet minister, Michael Gove.
He was 'ambushed' by Jeremy Vine on Radio 2 today; after being interviewed about a new Bill
to reform the housing market, Jezza then asked him about the Parliamentary enquiry into the time
he was treated to free tickets at a football game, by a company which later won a PPE contract.
The game was at Loftus Road! At least it wasn't Chelsea.
No. 18, Neil Warnock.
'Warno' has left his temporary job at Aberdeen, after guiding them to the Scottish Cup semi final, with a 3-1 win over Kilmarnock.