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A Dutchman has invented wooden shoes which record how many steps you've taken.
He's calling them Clever Clogs.

Thought For The Day:
Don't tell secrets in the garden.
Potatoes have eyes, corn has ears & the beanstalk.

[steveqpr881]

I dropped all the clothes I'd just ironed. It was so sad to see it all unfold.

[steveqpr881]

I missed the TV documentary about tomato sauce. Never mind, I'll watch it on Catch Up.

Bought a new kitchen gadget, an onion processor. Very expensive - in fact, the price was eye-watering

[steveqpr881]

I had an appointment to see a clairvoyant next week, but she rang me up to say I couldn't make it.
Proves there's something in it.....

The missus says she's leaving me, because I'm obsessed with cricket.
I can tell you, that really hit me for six.

[steveqpr881]

Heard something outrageous on the radio today.
It seems that 75% of people preferred jokes told by ChatGPT, an AI,
to those told by humans!
Well, I can't leave an outrage like that go unchallenged, so here is...
AI v steveqpr881.

AI joke: I told my missus she was painting her eyebrows too high;
she looked surprised

My joke: My girlfriend's a traffic warden, do you wanna meter??

I think you'll agree - my joke wins hands down.

[steveqpr881]

Greased the front door yesterday. The wife wasn't too happy - she flew off the handle!

I went to A & E, because I swallowed a £2 coin. No change yet.....

[steveqpr881]

Newsflash! Sting has disappeared - The Police don't have a lead.

[steveqpr881]

Newsflash!
A Tupperware lady has gone on the rampage.
It took 5 police officers to container.....

[steveqpr881]

I asked the council for a permit to play loud music, but I got turned down

Just bought a crossbreed dog from a magician - it's a Labracadabra.

[steveqpr881]

Just noticed - this fred is thru the 1 MILLION views milestone!!!!!