I was in a pub quiz last night.
The question came up, "What was Mud's biggest hit?"
I said, "Tiger Feet?"
He said, "That's right, that's right...…." (one for the oldies)
I swapped my bed for a trampoline.
The wife's not happy....in fact, she hit the roof.
QPR rhyming slang:
Mike Keen - Barry Sheen. eye thenk-yew!
Through the 12k barrier!
To celebrate, here's the cream of the crop from Saturday's Tony Blackburn Show:
To the bloke who owned my house in the 1980's & decided to glue woodchip to every wall;
also to the 2 people who've owned it since, and decided to gloss over it. Several times;
I hope your weekend was as enjoyable as mine was.
I got stung by a bee; it charged me £20 for a jar of honey!
I bought a jumper, but it was full of static.
So I took it back & got another - free of charge.
Where Are They Now?
ex-White City boy, M.P. turned novelist & Rs fan Alan Johnson has just published
a new book, a crime story called "One of Our Ministers Is Missing."
I won't miss any of the current lot!
And an appropriate QPR Rhyming Slang: (M'sieu, you are really spoiling us)
(famous photographer) Youssef Karsh - Rodney Marsh.
Now as you all know, it drives me mad when I hear that it's national so & so day.
But here's one I really approve of: this week is National Recycling Week.
And here, to celebrate, is a selection of jokes recycled from the Tony Blackburn Show.
I've been taken to court, for writing a book with no full stops;
I'm expecting a long sentence.
When I was at school, my favourite teacher was Mr. Turtle;
an odd name, but he taught us well.
The BBC is one hundred years old today!
And here, to celebrate, is the very first joke told on the Beeb, 100 years ago today.
Told by 2 upper class gents, in evening dress.
Mr. Cholmley-Warner: I say, Grayson,my dog's got no nose.
Grayson: How does he smell??
Mr. Cholmley-Warner: Bally awful!!
NEWSFLASH!!!
Rishi Sunak confirmed as P.M.
Honestly, what are those Tories like??
They change PM more often than QPR change manager!!
(Ooh, a bit political -that'll bring the govt. down, yes indeedy)
Did we all put our clocks back an hour on Sunday?
I wish we could put them back to a time before Liz Truss was PM!
Ooh, a bit political - and topical.
Here's another topical one:
Chelsea fans! Fancy a short break on the south coast?
All together now - you can't beat Brighton!!
