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steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Fri May 09, 2025 10:15 am

I was disqualified from the nose-wiping competition - I can't believe I blew it

Interesting Fact:
The Aztec word for gold translates as 'excrement of the gods.'

Morgan Fox - Professor Brian Cox.

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Sat May 10, 2025 12:26 pm

My friend in Sweden has been sacked from his job in a warehouse.
He kept taking stock home......geddit??

I had to get rid of my pet centipede, it was costing me a fortune in shoes & socks

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Mon May 12, 2025 11:41 am

Someone dumped 220 prawn cocktails on my drive - and that's just for starters.

I've built a bar in my roof - drinks are on the house!

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Tue May 13, 2025 10:38 am

I've just got over my addiction to eating chocolate, marshmallow & nuts.
It's been a rocky road.

Interesting Fact:
In 1954, Ann Hodges of Alabama survived being hit by a meteorite!

She is the only person known to have been hit by space debris.

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Wed May 14, 2025 11:30 am

I've been kicked out of the secret cookery club, for spilling the beans.

I told a joke about lampposts, but it backfired on me.
I guess I walked into that one!

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Fri May 16, 2025 10:28 am

I rang the wife & offered to pick Fish & Chips up on my way home.....
how she regrets letting me choose the kids' names!

steveqpr881 · Post by **steveqpr881** » Sat May 17, 2025 9:11 am

I just saw a man with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, rabbits' feet & 4-leafed clover.
I thought- he's pushing his luck!

Thought For The Day:
Are people with photographic memories born that way, or does it develop over time??