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steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:03 am
Just bought a U2 satnav, and it's rubbish!
The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
btw, speaking of U2, I heard recently that Cher used to be married to Bono-
that can't be right, shurely??
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:22 am
My next-door neighbour keeps playing Lionel Richie songs.......
it never ends, it's All Night Long
I don't like to dwell on the past, but every time I reverse my car, it takes me back.....
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Thu Jun 13, 2024 12:46 pm
I ate a clock. It was very time-consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
Walking around town, I passed an apple pie, a tiramisu & a Black Forest gateau.
I thought - these streets are strangely desserted.
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Tue Jun 18, 2024 1:12 pm
I went to stay with friends, they said treat the house like it's yours.
So as soon as they went out, I put it on the market!
Thought For The Day:
The duck-billed platypus is unique in the animal world, because it produces both eggs and milk;
it could make its own custard!!
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Wed Jun 19, 2024 11:44 am
I cut the end of one my trouser legs & sent it to the library;
that was a turn-up for the books!
Just got fired from my job as a film set designer.
I didn't want to make a scene.....
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:48 am
I rang my GP, to see him about my Sudoku obsession;
he said he could fit me in between 9 & 5......
2 slices of bread got married.
All went well until the reception, when someone toasted the bride & groom!
Dennis Oli - Angelina Joli.
steveqpr881
Posts: 1645 Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:58 am
Location: Running down the Uxbridge Road
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by steveqpr881 » Fri Jun 21, 2024 10:38 am
Just got a job, making miniature models of Dracula.
There's only 1 other person working there, so I have to make every second count.
It only takes me 5 minutes to walk to the pub, but 30 mins to walk back;
the difference is staggering!