A pinch & a punch, the 1st of the month and no returns!
It's also St. David's day, and here to celebrate is the only Welsh joke I could think of at short notice:
I went to see my GP, I said, "Doctor, I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs!"
He said, (all together now) "It's not unusual......"
Not very good I admit, so here's a bonus:
My wife's left me for a deep sea diver. I never knew she could go so low.
OK mirth fans, empty your colostomy bags & fasten your seat belts, this ribbed tickler will have you in stitches.
I road-tested it on a willing 'human guinea pig' so to speak, at the memorabilia fair; he asked to remain nameless,
so let's just refer to him as Steve Russell.
When I told him this Comedy Classic, he was helpless with laughter, and as he wiped away tears of mirth,
he said "Steve son, you are a comedy genius" (with a build up like that, it'd better be good! - ed.), so here goes.
I went to a fancy dress party, as a screwdriver. I certainly turned plenty of heads!
No animals were harmed during the testing of this joke.
There's too much red tape these days, don't you think?
Recently, I wanted to set up a baby food business, but I had to fill in a rusk assessment......
Stan Bowles - Nick Knowles.
And the welcome return of an old favourite, The Burning Question.
Today we ask - the Jaffa Cake; is it a cake, or is it a biscuit.
Perhaps we'll never know..... :?
After complaining about one official painting of himself, Donald Trump has taken issue
with another unflattering image in the White House.
He complains it makes him look overweight with weird hair & orange skin.....
until an aide pointed out that it's a mirror.
Interesting Fact:
A 'wolfdog' has become the world's most expensive dog, after selling for £4.4MILLION !!!
The dog, a cross between a wolf & a Caucasian Shepherd, eats more that 6lb of raw chicken every day.
