I was feeling a bit down, and a friend said, "It could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole full of water."
Sounds a bit harsh, but I know he meant well....
Interesting Fact:
As a boy, Keir Starmer took violin lessons alongside the future Fatboy Slim.
Well I never!
What do we want?
Time travel.
When do we want it?
Yesterday.
A friend of mine has just written a book on carpentry.
He asked me to have a read, see what I thought; I said it's great,
you've really hit the nail on the head.
Interesting Fact 1:
The more eagle-eyed of you may have noticed that, in the Euros final, no Spanish player was singing along to their anthem;
that's because the Spanish National Anthem has no words. Well I Never!
Interesting Fact 2:
Today is St. Swithin's Day, if it rains today it'll rain for the next 40 days.
Has anyone seen my pack of giant playing cards? If not, it's no big deal.
The weather was so nice yesterday, I decided to paint my garden fence.
But I ended up sweating buckets, because I followed the instructions on the tin -
for a good finish, put on 3 coats.
Anybody hear this morning's Tony Blackburn Show??
He told one of my ribbed ticklers! And here it is:
I've got a new dentist, and he made a mould of my teeth.
Then he threw it away, as it wasn't much good.
Talk about making a bad first impression.
And to celebrate, a bonus joke:
Next week, I'm going to dress up as a different type of bread every day.
Roll on Monday!