I asked the librarian - have you got any books on noise control?
She said - Yes; what volume would you like?
Went to the shop to but some Oxo cubes, but I couldn't believe it - they were out of stock!
Which reminds me of the scientist who crossed an Oxo cube with nitrous oxide - it was a laughing stock.
What about this cold spell we're having at the moment?
I just tried to scrape the ice off my car windscreen with my discount card; but I only got 20% off.
Top Tip:
If you're trying to lift a heavy object, do it in the daytime not at hight;
it'll be lighter then.
I've heard a rumour about margerine, but I don't want to spread it.....
watched an Aussie TV cooking show, somebody made a meringue & the audience clapped -
as it was Australia, I thought they'd boo meringues??
As today is Burns Night, I thought I'd celebrate with this ribbed tickler.
JD was out for a walk with his good lady wife Alison.
As they passed a luxury restaurant, she said "Oh, that smells divine."
So JD said, " OK, I'm going to spoil you."
And he turned around, and walked her past the restaurant again.