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[steveqpr881]

It's the new COVID!
So, who's got it?
And - how did you catch it??
We should be told....but we won't be.

[steveqpr881]

5 views already....here we go, it's deja-vu all over again!!

[Kerrins]

Too many people Monkeying around. That's the cause of the spread

[steveqpr881]

I make you right, young kerrins.
"Precautions" is the motto.

[steveqpr881]

It's on the rise.......
mark my words people, soon we'll all be swinging by our tails

[steveqpr881]

Now there's ANOTHER virus in China....Langya.
Comes from dormice, apparently.
Monkies, dormice.....what are those Chinese up to??

[steveqpr881]

....now it's Bird Flu - are we going thru the whole Ark??

[steveqpr881]

It's back - Monkey Pox, that is. Remember, you heard it here first.
Only now, they're calling it mpox.
Government says they're stocked up with vaccine, just in case.....
mark my words, we'll all soon be swinging by our tails!!

[Kerrins]

A plague on both your houses(William Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet)

[steveqpr881]

That kerrins, he's a northern monkey