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[steveqpr881]

I went to a Bruce Springsteen gig last night, and there was a power failure!
We were dancing in the dark......

Public Service Announcement:
Time Machine meeting, last Tuesday at 5pm. See you there - be sure to book ahead.

[steveqpr881]

My dad was a circus clown for over 30 years.
Everybody expected me to be one when he retired, but they were big shoes to fill.....

I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden - whoops-a-daisy!

[steveqpr881]

Took the missus to a restaurant. She gets upset when I mess about with the wine,
so when I added lemonade & fruit to my glass, she was sangria than ever......
We fell out, and she moved to Australia - she's gone too far this time!

Interesting fact:
Today is the 1st day of Autumn. Winter draws on....have you got your winter drawers on??

QPR Rhyming Slang:
Steve Palmer - Keir Starmer.