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"Board Considering"......

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......Warburton's future, according to at least one paper.
But who is out there, who would be a better manager for us?
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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....any ideas, anybody?
Does anyone have a preference??
I believe Ian Holloway's available.....
;)
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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You know that famous song from the Film Musical Oliver springs to mind here. ;) Here is a different version

We're reviewing the situation
Can we ever get a manager with no strife.
All trials and tribulations.
Hope we're not stuck with Warburton for Life.
A new manager could set us free.
No more cock ups in a defensive melee.
No more hoofing up field to nobody.
On a massive transfer spree.
Sanctions from the FFP

I think we'd better work it out again

Apologies to Ron Moody
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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He's the new Lionel Bart!
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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I've also been "reviewing the situation," and I've come up with a few more Rs-related Oliver! songs:
"Consider Yourself Sacked," "You Gotta Pick A Striker Or Two," and how about
"Hoos, Glorious Hoos" (some mishtake, shurely? - ed.)
Perhaps kerrins & I could write a whole musical between us! :P
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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Brilliant Steveqpr881 :)

In this game.
One thIng counts
Scoring goals
In large amounts
Near misses not fine.
Supporters will whine
You gotta pick a striker or two boys
You gotta pick a striker or two.

Take no tips
From Lyndon Dykes.
He only scores
If he likes
Chair's record is good.
But not as it should
You gotta pick a striker or two boys.
You gotta pick a striker or two.

Sigh! Ron Moody must be turning in his grave. ;)
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Brilliant, Bernard!
Well, between us I reckon we've got enough songs for our new, Rs-related production of Oliver!
We're the new Rodgers & Hammerstein - Rodgers & Hammersmith maybe??
Now all we have to do is come up with a cast. I suggest:-
Fagin - Gianni Paladini
Artful Dodger - Stan Bowles
Bill Sykes - how about Steve Russell?
and there can only be one Oliver; your good self.
It's sure to be a winner - Oscars all round!!
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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Loves Darlings. Simply adore the cast list :)

I thought about adapting some lyrics from the Oliver song Be Back Soon in relation to Mark Warburton but my heart was not really in it ;)
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Re: "Board Considering"......

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Kerrins wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 2:27 pm Loves Darlings. Simply adore the cast list :)
You're the new child star, Bernard - our Macauly Culkin, if you will.
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