A man was in court, accused of stealing a bag.
It only took 10 minutes to convict him - it was a brief case.
I'm trying to organise a Hide & Seek team, but good players are hard to find.
Top Tip:
Don't waste money on expensive personalised number plates, just change your name by Deed Poll to your car's reg.
Suggested by my good friend, OU56ANW.
Of course, one person who didn't want a personalised number plate was Val Doonican.....
I've just joined a Yoga club.
It's very exclusive - I had to bend over backwards to get in!
Saw the doc about my my fear of lifts. He suggested a few steps I can take.
Interesting Fact:
When Noni Madueke scored against Serbia, he became the 1st player with all 5 vowels in his name to score for England
since Paul Gascoigne v Moldova in 1997. Well I Never!!!
I was thinking about getting a tattoo, so I rang the local tattoo parlour.
I asked,"Does it hurt?" They said, "Depends on the area."
I said, "I'm in Reading"
Interesting Fact:
North Korea has banned the use of 'westernised' words.
If you want a burger, you have to ask for a 'dajin-gogi gyeopp-pang!
Which translates as 'double bread with ground beef.'
I saw a burglary in a fabric shop; I reported it to Old Bill, and they said I was a material witness.
Interesting Fact -
and this'll blow your socks off -
You know Trigger in Only Fools & Horses? His real name (in the show, not the actor's name)
was Colin Bell. Well I Never!!
Took the missus to a restaurant. She gets upset when I mess about with the wine,
so when I added lemonade & fruit to my glass, she was sangria than ever......
We fell out, and she moved to Australia - she's gone too far this time!
Interesting fact:
Today is the 1st day of Autumn. Winter draws on....have you got your winter drawers on??
