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[steveqpr881]

There's a new TV series, The History of Tupperware -
won't watch it, I'll just wait for the box set.

[steveqpr881]

I went for an eye check yesterday, and guess who I bumped into?
Everybody!

Today is National Hug A Plumber Day!
It's also Wear a Football Shirt Day, the idea is you donate to a certain charity,
for wearing your team's shirt. I'm wearing my 'Royal Panda' shirt - however, I've forgotten which charity
is involved, so I won't be making a donation.

And a Top Tip:
It's the London Marathon on Sunday; kid people you've just run it, by staggering around
central London after the first runners have come in, wearing shorts & a vest with a large number on it,
and 6 foot of bacofoil draped over your shoulders!

[steveqpr881]

I didn't watch the London Marathon, I'll watch it on Catch-Up.
But I would just say - those motorbike riders at the front have an unfair advantage!

Paul Nardi - Rebbeca Vardy.

[steveqpr881]

I hate it when people ask me for directions - I just tell them where to go.

Diana Ross is on tour at the moment & I ordered a ticket to see her, weeks ago.
I'm frustrated that it hasn't arrived yet - I'm Still Waiting.

[steveqpr881]

Went to a restaurant with my G.P. yesterday.
The waiter mixed up our orders, but I'm not complaining about the meal I had -
it was just what the doctor ordered!

And today is International Jazz Day........nice.

[steveqpr881]

Have you noticed how a lot of French words are creeping into use?
There's ordeuvres - and that's just for starters.

[steveqpr881]

I burnt my Hawaiin pizza - should have cooked it at Aloha temperature.

[steveqpr881]

I was planning to do a charity abseil down the side of my local hospital,
but I was advised not to, on medical grounds.

I can find a publisher for my autobiography......that's the story of my life!

[steveqpr881]

I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's Dog, or Schrodinger's Cat.
He said, "That rings a bell, but I won't know until I've looked, if it's in our out."

Interesting Fact:
Max Anderson's goal for Crawley Town at the weekend was the 800,000th goal scored in English league football, since it began in 1888.
And a not-so-interesting fact: Today is National Crepe Suzette Day.

[steveqpr881]

What do you call very small car fixers?
Quantum mechanics.