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Today's birthday (see The Birthdays Thread) reminds me of this QPR Rhyming Slang:
Steve Wicks - Stevie Nicks.
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My local restaurant had a fancy dress night.
I went as a tennis ball - didn't take long to get served.
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I'm tone deaf & I have no sense of rhythm. :?
But I won't make a song & dance about it. 8-)


Chris Day - Peter Kay.
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I can't stand people who get their metaphors mixed up - I mean, it's not rocket surgery. :roll:
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I thought I was alone in the bath, so imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder! :o

Here is a newsflash: a man sued BA over his misplaced luggage & they lost the case!
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I went to see a magician who only works with chocolate bars.
He had a couple of Twix up his sleeve..... :?

The polar bear said, "Do you know the humans have named a chocolate bar after you?"
The penguin said, "What - Eric??"
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Slim pickings on today's Tony Blackburn Show ( I thought you made them up yourself??!! - ed.)
so I'll have to ration the jokes this week, my stockpile is a bit low. :(
Here's a good one:
I asked a florist if a bunch of flowers would be cheaper if she used some from my garden;
she said she didn't like that arrangement.
:)
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I was in Stratford-On-Avon, and I found an old pencil, said to have been used by Shakespeare! :o
I've taken it to an expert, to see if it's a 2B, or not 2B.
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I wouldn't say that having a poo is my favourite way to spend my time -
but it's a firm number 2!!
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Recently, I've been reflecting on all the people I've lost......
well, I've had plenty of spare time since I was sacked as a tour guide.
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