I saw a man in my garden, wearing a baseball cap, a polo shirt & tennis shoes.
I said, "Oi - what's your game??"
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- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:11 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
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- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:09 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Apolgies from Leeds on Last Night's Disgraceful Booing of Mark Prince...
- Replies: 1
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Re: Apolgies from Leeds on Last Night's Disgraceful Booing of Mark Prince...
“To provide some context, the fans in the away end were unable to hear the content being spoken due to the quality of the sound system... Really?? I was at the opposite end (in Q Block) & I heard it perfectly - and I'm half deaf in one ear. Still, they did the decent thing & apologised.
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:27 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929037
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I entered a marathon in Sweden;I knew I'd taken a wrong turn when I crossed the Finnish line.
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:25 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: A big well done to Marti Cifuentes and his staff.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2751
Re: A big well done to Marti Cifuentes and his staff.
To see Loftus Road rocking last night was absolutely fantastic, to humiliate a club of Leeds United’s stature on live TV will live long in the memory. It was a great game, a great performance by the team - AND by the fans. As Tommy says, LR was rocking, all night long. The performance, the result r...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:20 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: 'And Now You're Gonna Believe Us...'
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3560
Re: 'And Now You're Gonna Believe Us...'
Sorry I missed it, but I had a train to catch. The 8 mins added time in the 2nd half didn't help! Got to Paddington pretty quick, got on a train that left 5mins later & was in my local by half 11, just enough time to regale the locals with the game's events & sink a much-need 3 pint night c...
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:06 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929037
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I was pulled over in my car by Old Bill yesterday! The copper said, "Would you blow into this bag please, sir." I asked him why, he said, "Because my chips are too hot." :? Interesting Fact: Half of the World's bluebells grow in England. It is an offence to dig them up, punishab...
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
- Views: 553129
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
A point for kerrins, as Underwood gets his obit in the latest Private Eye.
And R.I.P. Dickey Betts, of U.S. rockers, the Allman Brothers Band.
Saw them at the very 1st Knebworth concert.
He wrote their biggest hit, "Ramblin' Man."
And R.I.P. Dickey Betts, of U.S. rockers, the Allman Brothers Band.
Saw them at the very 1st Knebworth concert.
He wrote their biggest hit, "Ramblin' Man."
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:31 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Good Old Arsenal
- Replies: 0
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Good Old Arsenal
Beat Chel$ki 5-0 (FIVE) last night,which incidentally is the Scum's worst defeat since they lost 6-0 to a certain W12 Club.
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude!!
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude!!
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:59 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929037
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Newsflash - workers at the tool-sharpening factory have gone on strike;
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
- Views: 553129
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
As an Old Dane myself ( ditto ESSEX ), I mourn FF's passing.