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449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas?? Anyway, for the very last time this year,(you'll be relieved to hear), it's once more time to open the door on........ THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOM. Here's one I heard on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show this morning; they ripped off my tinselli...

Don't tell me.....you wore your old school uniform & blagged a Juniors ticket for a quid.

I was tucking into one of Mr. Kipling's deep filled mince pies yesterday, and it made me realise what a multi-talented genius he is. How he finds the time to bake his exceedingly good cakes and write all those poems & books is beyond me. For instance, he wrote "If" - which Telly Saval...

Welcome back, Dubliner - and with some cutting edge ribbed ticklers. :D You know, as a comic, Dubliner is often compared to Tommy Cooper; people are always saying, "He's nowhere as funny as Tommy Cooper." :oops: Dubliner decided to buy his good lady wife a food processor, but he had troub...

"late 50s" was the reason, Bernard - some of us don't go quite that far back.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.

Time yet again (don't worry, it'll soon be over :) ) to open today's door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOM. I saw a book on DIY surgery - thought, that'll make a nice present. When I got it home, the appendix had been taken out. :o Interesting Fact: Jellyfish only died if killed by an external cau...