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by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 9:55 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949231

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just invented an alarm clock that, when it goes off doesn't ring - it swears. :o
You're guaranteed a rude awakening!
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Well Done to our U14's.....
Replies: 1
Views: 232

Re: Well Done to our U14's.....

Steve Russell wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 8:34 am Will Lambert - QPR’s head of academy operations .......
Any relation to you-know-who?? :o
We should be told!
And can we expect to see 'young kerrins' make an appearance in the team,
with the boy Will in charge??? :P

by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 7:19 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Super Store Super Sale.
Replies: 0
Views: 169

Super Store Super Sale.

Anybody else on here go, on Saturday? I didn't recognise anyone. The big merchandise sale was held in the Blue & White bar; I got there just before 10, expecting to walk right in, but no! There was a queue right down to the corner of Loftus Rd. & Ellerslie Rd. Was given a numbered ticket (t...
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 7:15 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: 'Marsh Stuns England'
Replies: 1
Views: 202

Re: 'Marsh Stuns England'

Looking at the line-ups alone, you'd have put your shirt on England -
a few future World Cup winners in that team.
Nice to see the Rs represented in both sides.
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 7:12 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569561

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Iranian president, Ebrahim Raisi.
by steveqpr881
Fri May 17, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: MHWC
Replies: 3
Views: 593

Re: MHWC

The day got a mention in the papers - The Times, no less! This was in this Tuesday's edition: "Politicians get a kicking. David Milliband returned to British politics to join old cabinet colleagues in a charity football match against the Westminsterpress at QPR's ground. Ed Balls, captain of t...
by steveqpr881
Fri May 17, 2024 10:25 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: New Deal for Henry Hawkins...
Replies: 1
Views: 231

Re: New Deal for Henry Hawkins...

Nice to hear he's an Rs fan.
by steveqpr881
Fri May 17, 2024 10:24 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949231

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Everyone in my street wears woolly jumpers.
We're a tight-knit community.
8-)
by steveqpr881
Thu May 16, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949231

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I know you lot won't take umbrage at this - because you don't know what umbrage means 8-)
Last night, the missus said she's leaving me, because of my obsession with Wham.
I said wake me up before you go, go.
:P
by steveqpr881
Wed May 15, 2024 9:32 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949231

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The person who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the inventor of the Merry-Go-Round.
They moved in different circles. 8-)

Top Tip:
Fishermen -use licquorice as bait, you'll catch all sorts.
;)