The weather was so nice yesterday, I decided to paint my garden fence.
But I ended up sweating buckets, because I followed the instructions on the tin -
for a good finish, put on 3 coats.
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- Thu Jul 18, 2024 9:34 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 414
- Views: 973661
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Has anyone seen my pack of giant playing cards? If not, it's no big deal.
The weather was so nice yesterday, I decided to paint my garden fence.
But I ended up sweating buckets, because I followed the instructions on the tin -
for a good finish, put on 3 coats.
The weather was so nice yesterday, I decided to paint my garden fence.
But I ended up sweating buckets, because I followed the instructions on the tin -
for a good finish, put on 3 coats.
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
- Replies: 140
- Views: 207019
Re: A very special QPR birthday
A VERY Happy Birthday to our own Steve Russell!!!!!
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:47 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: QPR FC Women & Academy Dev. Squad to Play Home Games at Hayes & Yeading..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 101
Re: QPR FC Women & Academy Dev. Squad to Play Home Games at Hayes & Yeading..
Just off the Uxbridge Road. Although quite a way from W12.
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:39 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 414
- Views: 973661
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I've invented a paper aeroplane.
Mind you, it doesn't fly, it just remains stationary.....
Mind you, it doesn't fly, it just remains stationary.....
- Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:37 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Where Are They Now??
- Replies: 27
- Views: 74068
Re: Where Are They Now??
No. 23, Rick Ferries, aka JD.
This is from yesterday's paper:
"Donald Trump has selected JD Vance as his running partner for the Presidential election.
As Vice President, JD will continue to fight for......(blah blah)"
This is from yesterday's paper:
"Donald Trump has selected JD Vance as his running partner for the Presidential election.
As Vice President, JD will continue to fight for......(blah blah)"
- Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:21 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Sinclair Armstrong off to Bristol City
- Replies: 5
- Views: 164
Re: Sinclair Armstrong off to Bristol City
I always enjoyed watching him. Thought he had a good physical side to his game.
Yes, he needed further development, but isn't that what coaching is supposed to do??
Still, those on the inside obviously know him better than we do -his potential & his limits.
Yes, he needed further development, but isn't that what coaching is supposed to do??
Still, those on the inside obviously know him better than we do -his potential & his limits.
- Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:19 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 414
- Views: 973661
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I went to the pet shop, to buy a goldfish.
The assistant said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
The assistant said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
- Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:16 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 368
- Views: 590833
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
Almost on 590,000 views!
R.I.P. sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
R.I.P. sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
- Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:29 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 414
- Views: 973661
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
A friend of mine has just written a book on carpentry. He asked me to have a read, see what I thought; I said it's great, you've really hit the nail on the head. :D Interesting Fact 1: The more eagle-eyed of you may have noticed that, in the Euros final, no Spanish player was singing along to their...
- Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:26 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 368
- Views: 590833
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. Joe Egan, of Stealers Wheel.
'Stuck In The Middle With You' - that was their greatest hit.
'Stuck In The Middle With You' - that was their greatest hit.