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by steveqpr881
Fri May 31, 2024 9:40 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949206

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

My local library has started lending vegetables.I thought - that's a turnip for the books. :oops:

Interesting Fact:
Legally, ice cream vans' chimes must last no more than 12 seconds.
Well I never!
by steveqpr881
Fri May 31, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569544

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Brighton seafront fortune teller, Eva Petulengro.
Bet she wasn't expecting that......
;)
by steveqpr881
Thu May 30, 2024 10:15 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949206

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

My 3 sons have won the Pogoing Championship for the 3rd year running!
That's 3 on the bounce!! :D

Top Tip:
Never fall asleep on a cross word - you'll wake up with a puzzled expression.
:o
by steveqpr881
Thu May 30, 2024 10:13 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....
Replies: 3
Views: 367

Re: Tottenham/Brighton Pre-Season....

I have got quite a few bets on (all for a pint) with various Spuds & Reading-supporting friends.
Either we will do well in both games & I'll be pished for a week.....or I'll be broke.
:?
by steveqpr881
Thu May 30, 2024 10:11 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: And Welcome to Daniel Bennie.....
Replies: 1
Views: 214

Re: And Welcome to Daniel Bennie.....

All over Facebook yesterday & dismissed as clickbait.......now it turns out to be true.
Good luck to him.
by steveqpr881
Thu May 30, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Mark Lazarus Interview...
Replies: 2
Views: 295

Re: Mark Lazarus Interview...

A great read, can't wait for Part 2.
Mark's description of Alec Stock doesn't quite fit in with all the 'Ron Manager' stuff......
by steveqpr881
Wed May 29, 2024 7:31 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569544

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Albert Ruddy, Oscar-winning producer of The Godfather.
by steveqpr881
Wed May 29, 2024 7:21 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949206

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've got a new job, helping out a bloke who fixes potholes.
When he can't do it, I fill in for him...... 8-)

Interesting Fact:
Bumf is military slang, short for bumfodder, or toilet paper. :o

QPR Rhyming Slang:
Marcus Bean - James Dean.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 28, 2024 11:00 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949206

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I once asked my dad if he could explain what a solar eclipse was. He said, "No, son." :? The Burning Question: Why oh why was the QE2 Bridge named after the famous ship?? :shock: Interesting Fact: Janet Keiller, who invented marmalade, was an ancestor of tv gardener* Monty Don! Well I nev...
by steveqpr881
Tue May 28, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569544

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. songwriter Richard Sherman.
Mainly wrote for Disney films, like Mary Poppins & The Jungle Book.
Responsible for one of our best songs of recent years,
"Chim-chiminee, chim-chiminee, chim chim cherroo,
who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu."