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by steveqpr881
Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:48 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 420
Views: 963668

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm back - after a dose of COVID!!!! :o I'm OK Now, my 7 days self-isolation are up. Have to say, it was nothing; the day before I tested Pos I had a slight cold, which may have been Covid; but even if it was, no big deal. So the joke-fest resumes, and I've got a bit of a backlog to clear, so empty...
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:56 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: What if.....
Replies: 3
Views: 1639

Re: What if.....

I love the idea of a team called Shepherds Bush F.C.
On a similar note, I read once that, when Terry Venables was in talks to buy the Club from Jim Gregory,
he planned to re-name the Club London Rangers.
I could've gone along with that.
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:54 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 130
Views: 199406

Re: A very special QPR birthday

A bit of a backlog of Players' birthdays to catch up on......
Dec, 27th, Richard Langley was 42;
Dec. 28th, Alan Harris was 79 & Frank McLintock was 82
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 29, 2021 9:19 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 420
Views: 963668

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas??. Yes - 844 views!! Anyway, you'll be relieved to hear that we've opened all the doors on the advent calendar of doom, so now it's time to bring you a selection fo gags from the best Xmas present I got this year- The Tony Blackburn Joke Bo...
by steveqpr881
Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:43 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: So here it (almost) is, Merry Xmas
Replies: 3
Views: 1504

So here it (almost) is, Merry Xmas

I'm going offline for the next few days, see you all on the other side of Xmas.
I wish you all a happy & safe Christmas.
by steveqpr881
Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:42 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 420
Views: 963668

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas?? Anyway, for the very last time this year,(you'll be relieved to hear), it's once more time to open the door on........ THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOM. Here's one I heard on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show this morning; they ripped off my tinselli...
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:55 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
Replies: 5
Views: 2130

Re: Rotherham Tickets...

Bargain - a programme'll cost more!!
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:32 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
Replies: 5
Views: 2130

Re: Rotherham Tickets...

Don't tell me.....you wore your old school uniform & blagged a Juniors ticket for a quid. :o
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:22 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'
Replies: 1
Views: 1029

Re: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'

1973? I'd have been there.
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 420
Views: 963668

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was tucking into one of Mr. Kipling's deep filled mince pies yesterday, and it made me realise what a multi-talented genius he is. How he finds the time to bake his exceedingly good cakes and write all those poems & books is beyond me. For instance, he wrote "If" - which Telly Saval...