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by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 10, 2024 7:09 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569535

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. tv doctor, Michael Moseley.
by steveqpr881
Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:11 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: A Life-Long R's Fan was Responsible for Compiling the 69/70 Fixtures...
Replies: 1
Views: 134

Re: A Life-Long R's Fan was Responsible for Compiling the 69/70 Fixtures...

First game - that infamous 'friendly' against Glasgow Rangers, when Rodney saw red. I was a kid at the time & that was just my 2nd season at LR; I was on holiday with the family & coming back that day, but we wouldn't get back to W6 in time for kick-off. I wanted to travel on m y own (we we...
by steveqpr881
Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:07 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949181

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just switched my energy provider, from Lucozade to Red Bull.

I'm thinking of setting up a price comparison comparison website,
to compare price comparison websites......
8-)
by steveqpr881
Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:05 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569535

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

A point for me, as Sherman gets his obit. in the latest Private Eye.
And farewell also to singer Colin Gibb, of Black Lace.
Steve R's got all their records. ;)
All together now, "Agadoo-doo-doo....."
:o
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:03 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949181

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Just bought a U2 satnav, and it's rubbish! :evil:
The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

btw, speaking of U2, I heard recently that Cher used to be married to Bono-
that can't be right, shurely?? :shock:
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:02 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569535

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. American musician Charlie Colin, of the band 'Train.'
by steveqpr881
Tue Jun 04, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Lorent Talla - 1st Pro Contract...
Replies: 1
Views: 137

Re: Lorent Talla - 1st Pro Contract...

As Cilla Black would say - that Lorent Talla, he's got a lorra talent. :D
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 03, 2024 7:42 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949181

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A friend came round the house, I offered him a coffee.
He said, "Is it instant?" I said, "I'll be as quick as I can." :D

I've just written my autobiography, but I can't find a publisher who's interested.
That's the story of my life....
;)
by steveqpr881
Mon Jun 03, 2024 7:39 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 352
Views: 569535

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. ex-rugby player (Leeds Rhinos) & charity campaigner, Rob Burrows.
by steveqpr881
Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:05 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 413
Views: 949181

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I went to see a shrink, because I kept thinking I was a hotel.
He said, "Can I ask you a few questions?"
I said, "Sure - be my guest."
:D