Went shopping yesterday, and I dropped a bag of flour on the floor!
Mind you, I didn't need to pick it up....it was self-raising!
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- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:21 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 402
- Views: 910398
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:48 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Marti Backs Lyndon Dykes....
- Replies: 2
- Views: 750
Re: Marti Backs Lyndon Dykes....
A crucial goal, and Lyndon increased his season's tally by 25%!
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:47 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1316
Re: Blackburn game
deja vu ain't what it used to be!!
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:54 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 402
- Views: 910398
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Went for a job in a mirror factory; I thought, I can see myself doing that. But I decided not to, on reflection. :? Top Tip: It's the London Marathon this Sunday. Impress people by staggering around town after it's over, wearing running gear & with six foot of bacofoil draped over your shoulder...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:16 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 402
- Views: 910398
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I keep dreaming I'm a horse. That's 5 nights on the trot now.....
Ladies! When I bring you breakfast in bed, how about a word of thanks?
None of your "Who are you & how did you get in my house?"
Just sayin'......
Lee Cook - Dr. Hook
Ladies! When I bring you breakfast in bed, how about a word of thanks?
None of your "Who are you & how did you get in my house?"
Just sayin'......
Lee Cook - Dr. Hook
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:46 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 347
- Views: 535865
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. Scottish actor Vincent Friell, of Trainspotting & Still Game.
When I say Trainspotting, I mean the film.....not that he was a trainspotter.
When I say Trainspotting, I mean the film.....not that he was a trainspotter.
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:36 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 402
- Views: 910398
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
The wife was annoyed that she missed some new hairdressing show on TV.
I said never mind, the highlights are on later.
I said never mind, the highlights are on later.
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:34 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: 1951: QPR v Clyde...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 399
Re: 1951: QPR v Clyde...
Seems a bit one-sided.......X1 Rs players up against poor Clyde, all on his own......
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:33 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....
- Replies: 1
- Views: 478
Re: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....
Will do. R.I.P. Teddy.
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:06 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: SOS - techie help needed
- Replies: 3
- Views: 385
Re: SOS - techie help needed
.....still not getting anything.......