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I've said it before, and I'll say it again;
we must've signed him from Crystal Palace - geddit??

A man knocked on my door, he said "Help us out, guv, I haven't eaten in 3 days." I said to him, "Could you manage a cold rice pudding?" He said he could. So I said, "Well come back tomorrow, it's still warm." :D JOHN22 rang me last night, I said hello John, where you b...

......I just hope we don’t produce our usual performance against teams that haven’t won for years....We usually let these teams gain in confidence by sitting back. That's long been a bugbear of mine, Colin. In fact, we've always been a soft touch for the lower-placed teams, I dread playing them.

btw, put a joke up on this thread, and win £5!! No takers yet,I see :roll: Anyway, here is today's ribbed tickler: I've been offered a place at the leapfrog academy - naturally,I jumped at the chance. And today's top tip: Got insomnia? Just sleep on the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off. :P

Went to see the Polish Pink Floyd tribute band. They're cheaper than the real thing, and do The Wall in half the time! :D Speaking of rock bands, what if they went into grocery when they retired; you'd have Chrissie Hynde's baked beans, Ali Campbell's soups, Kraftwerk cheese slices..... :shock: btw...

An old pub in the Fulham Palace Road, just around the corner from Hammy O; owned for years by the Mancini family (including Terry). Just saw this in a copy of CAMRA's 'The London Drinker' "Planning permission is being sought to convert the Old Suffolk Punch in Hammersmith, once the famous boxi...