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by steveqpr881
Tue May 13, 2025 10:38 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 334
Views: 1245800

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just got over my addiction to eating chocolate, marshmallow & nuts.
It's been a rocky road. 8-)

Interesting Fact:
In 1954, Ann Hodges of Alabama survived being hit by a meteorite! :o
She is the only person known to have been hit by space debris.
by steveqpr881
Tue May 13, 2025 10:35 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred
Replies: 26
Views: 27723

Re: The Non-QPR Birthdays Fred

Happy Birthday to legendary singer-songwriter, Stevie Wonder - 75 today!
by steveqpr881
Mon May 12, 2025 12:10 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...
Replies: 12
Views: 161

Re: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...

I had problems accessing the Club website - got some meaningless computer jargon every time I tried! :roll:
So just gave them a call & got my ticket that way.
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon May 12, 2025 11:41 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 334
Views: 1245800

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Someone dumped 220 prawn cocktails on my drive - and that's just for starters. :o

I've built a bar in my roof - drinks are on the house!
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon May 12, 2025 11:39 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 310
Views: 825910

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Sir Tom Farmer, founder of Kwik Fit.
And possibly dyslexic.....
by steveqpr881
Mon May 12, 2025 11:38 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...
Replies: 12
Views: 161

Re: Date Set for the Final Next Week - Lower Loft now Open...

I've been unable to get a ticket off of the Club website...... :(
by steveqpr881
Sat May 10, 2025 12:26 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 334
Views: 1245800

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

My friend in Sweden has been sacked from his job in a warehouse.
He kept taking stock home......geddit?? ;)

I had to get rid of my pet centipede, it was costing me a fortune in shoes & socks
:(
by steveqpr881
Fri May 09, 2025 10:15 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 334
Views: 1245800

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was disqualified from the nose-wiping competition - I can't believe I blew it :(

Interesting Fact:
The Aztec word for gold translates as 'excrement of the gods.' :o

Morgan Fox - Professor Brian Cox.

by steveqpr881
Fri May 09, 2025 10:11 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Where Are They Now??
Replies: 41
Views: 142938

Re: Where Are They Now??

No. 32, and it's a name that will strike dread into any Rs fan-
Flabio Briatore is now boss of F1 team, Alpine.
:o