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I burnt my Hawaiin pizza - should have cooked it at Aloha temperature.

Happy Birthday to David Beckham, 50 today; Alan Titchmarsh, 76 & singer Engelbert Spellcheck ('Humperdinck,' shurely? - ed.) 89 today! A few possible candidates for our next manager there; Titchmarsh would be no stranger to gardening leave, and if we want a 'big name manager,' names don't come ...

Good luck to all those going, I hope it turns out to be worth their while.
I won't be there, all my awaydays this season have seen us lose - I don't want to jinx us.
Well, that's my excuse.....

Have you noticed how a lot of French words are creeping into use?
There's ordeuvres - and that's just for starters.

....er, just to clarify - that's Joanna Lumley.

Happy Birthday Jo Lumley, 79 today!

Went to a restaurant with my G.P. yesterday.
The waiter mixed up our orders, but I'm not complaining about the meal I had -
it was just what the doctor ordered!

And today is International Jazz Day........nice.