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Time for me once more to channel the spirit of that bloke out of That's Life (whose name escapes me) & once more smooth the sleeve of my velvet smoking jacket, look knowingly at the camera & simper, "I am indebted to Daniel Wells, aka dannyboyurs off the old offy MB, for this ribbed ti...

Steve Russell wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 11:30 am AFC Totton

That's close to Southampton.
Got a date for this game, Steve? I'd probably go.

I just saw a man with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, rabbits' feet & 4-leafed clover.
I thought- he's pushing his luck!

Thought For The Day:
Are people with photographic memories born that way, or does it develop over time??

I rang the wife & offered to pick Fish & Chips up on my way home.....
how she regrets letting me choose the kids' names!

It was a great game & a great performance by the Rs, I thoroughly enjoyed it. After a poor season by the 1st X1, I can't remember seeing us play so well - in fact, I can't remember seeing us win! ;) We took the lead & never lost it - Bees looked a skilful enough side, but were very dirty. W...

I've been kicked out of the secret cookery club, for spilling the beans.

I told a joke about lampposts, but it backfired on me.
I guess I walked into that one!