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- Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:42 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 407
- Views: 928355
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas?? Anyway, for the very last time this year,(you'll be relieved to hear), it's once more time to open the door on........ THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOM. Here's one I heard on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show this morning; they ripped off my tinselli...
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:55 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1673
Re: Rotherham Tickets...
Bargain - a programme'll cost more!!
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:32 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1673
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Don't tell me.....you wore your old school uniform & blagged a Juniors ticket for a quid.
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:22 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'
- Replies: 1
- Views: 836
Re: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'
1973? I'd have been there.
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:38 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 407
- Views: 928355
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I was tucking into one of Mr. Kipling's deep filled mince pies yesterday, and it made me realise what a multi-talented genius he is. How he finds the time to bake his exceedingly good cakes and write all those poems & books is beyond me. For instance, he wrote "If" - which Telly Saval...
- Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:51 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 407
- Views: 928355
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Welcome back, Dubliner - and with some cutting edge ribbed ticklers. :D You know, as a comic, Dubliner is often compared to Tommy Cooper; people are always saying, "He's nowhere as funny as Tommy Cooper." :oops: Dubliner decided to buy his good lady wife a food processor, but he had troub...
- Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:04 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 407
- Views: 928355
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
"late 50s" was the reason, Bernard - some of us don't go quite that far back.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.
- Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:23 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: How Wonderful is this!!!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1078
Re: How Wonderful is this!!!!!
Absolute magic.
- Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:15 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 407
- Views: 928355
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Time yet again (don't worry, it'll soon be over :) ) to open today's door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOM. I saw a book on DIY surgery - thought, that'll make a nice present. When I got it home, the appendix had been taken out. :o Interesting Fact: Jellyfish only died if killed by an external cau...
- Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:09 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1673
Re: Rotherham Tickets...
But will the game go ahead as planned??
Hope so, but wouldn't bet on it.
Still, I'll get a ticket - at those prices it'd be foolish not to.
Hope so, but wouldn't bet on it.
Still, I'll get a ticket - at those prices it'd be foolish not to.