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by steveqpr881
Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:15 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 404
Views: 912737

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Time yet again (don't worry, it'll soon be over :) ) to open today's door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOM. I saw a book on DIY surgery - thought, that'll make a nice present. When I got it home, the appendix had been taken out. :o Interesting Fact: Jellyfish only died if killed by an external cau...
by steveqpr881
Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:09 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
Replies: 5
Views: 1633

Re: Rotherham Tickets...

But will the game go ahead as planned??
Hope so, but wouldn't bet on it.
Still, I'll get a ticket - at those prices it'd be foolish not to.
by steveqpr881
Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:26 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 404
Views: 912737

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

198 views - we've finally overtaken the Birfdays Fred (195). You know, they say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. And that reminds me, last year I got a dog from a blacksmith; I'd only had him an hour, when he made a bolt for the door. :) So I got a puppy,but he had a constant sore throat;...
by steveqpr881
Wed Dec 15, 2021 12:26 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 404
Views: 912737

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

We're still behind the Birfdays fred for views.... Anyway, I went to the office Xmas party last night. At the end of the meal, the waiter said "Do you wanna box for the left-overs?" I said, "No, I'm not a violent man - you have 'em." :D Time once more to open a door on THE ADVEN...
by steveqpr881
Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:25 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 404
Views: 912737

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

162 views - this is the 2nd most popular fred, after "QPR Birthdays;" onwards & upwards to 200,000 Anyway (sings) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.....even my local Italian restaurant has gone festive. They're doing a King Wenceslas pizza; deep pan, crisp and even. :) So ti...
by steveqpr881
Tue Dec 14, 2021 1:14 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Sheffield United Match is OFF....
Replies: 4
Views: 1533

Re: Sheffield United Match is OFF....

Steve Russell wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:21 pm From talkSport via the Daily Mirror.....From a manager's perspective, Swansea looks highly doubtful......"
I've just heard that the Swansea game has been cancelled - can anybody confirm??
by steveqpr881
Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:26 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 404
Views: 912737

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I rang Camiila, to invite her to my Xmas party. She said, "Shall I bring Charlie?" I said, "Bring what you like, as long as you leave the Prince of Wales at home." :D Time once more to open another door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOM. I think my Xmas tree lights are in a union; ...
by steveqpr881
Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:22 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Sheffield United Match is OFF....
Replies: 4
Views: 1533

Re: Sheffield United Match is OFF....

I wonder if this is connected to the poor COVID discipline at the recent Fans' Forum?? The Club emailed me say that someone present had tested positive; and mask-wearing, social distancing etc were very lax. I just got my PCR result this morning - negative, I'm glad to say; but maybe Les, Warbs or ...
by steveqpr881
Mon Dec 13, 2021 2:18 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 121
Views: 183234

Re: A very special QPR birthday

Happy Birthday to Albert Adomah.
by steveqpr881
Sat Dec 11, 2021 10:22 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Covid Protocol: IMPORTANT News from the Club....
Replies: 1
Views: 1068

Re: Covid Protocol: IMPORTANT News from the Club....

Pretty feeble, IMO. e.g., provide proof of a negative lateral flow test, taken within 48 hours of the game - that leaves you plenty of time to get infected, especially if you travel to the ground by train. ZERO enforcement of mask-wearing on trains, in my experience (when I came up for the Stoke ga...