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- Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: The risks I take for this Club!!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2240
The risks I take for this Club!!
Just had an e-mail from QPR; someone at the Fans' Forum last Thurs. has tested positive for COVID. So I took a lateral flow test, & luckily it came back negative. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE......... :o Can't say I'm surprised, mask hygiene was very lax, and the the seating was way too close for socia...
- Wed Dec 08, 2021 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 400
- Views: 905868
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I see we've finally passed "message for kerrins" in terms of number of views; on to 200,000 now...... Anyway, Christmas is almost upon us, so it's time once to open (sound effect - creaky door opening) THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOOM. :o What about this petrol shortage? Chris Rea's starte...
- Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:29 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 400
- Views: 905868
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Wasn't the Saudi grand prix exciting!
It reminded me, how many people in F1 have a Scottish place as part of their name;
there's Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine, Stirling Moss-
and of course, Ayr Town Centre.
It reminded me, how many people in F1 have a Scottish place as part of their name;
there's Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine, Stirling Moss-
and of course, Ayr Town Centre.
- Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:36 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: We are Back...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3307
Re: We are Back...
Yes, I heard that, Steve.
Mind you, they edited my performance.
I told a brilliant joke, but they didn't show it.
It was the one about thieves stealing 20 cases of energy drinks -
how do these people sleep at night??
And there are more ribbed ticklers on Joke Thread 3.0 - in colour.
Mind you, they edited my performance.
I told a brilliant joke, but they didn't show it.
It was the one about thieves stealing 20 cases of energy drinks -
how do these people sleep at night??
And there are more ribbed ticklers on Joke Thread 3.0 - in colour.
- Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:33 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 400
- Views: 905868
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Hey, I've discovered how to get colour for my messages. We're back to blue. 8-) Has anyone seen my pack of giant playing cards? If you haven't, it's no big deal. Heard about the contortionist who can bend his body into the shape of a pair of glasses? He just loves to make a spectacle of himself. I'...
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:46 pm
- Forum: The Board Room
- Topic: Fans' Forum
- Replies: 6
- Views: 16446
Re: Fans' Forum
You will indeed, and don't forget that badge.
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:50 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 400
- Views: 905868
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
OK, that's enough Tommy Cooper jokes, normal (?) service will be resumed tomorrow, after the Tony Blackburn Show.
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:14 pm
- Forum: The Board Room
- Topic: Fans' Forum
- Replies: 6
- Views: 16446
Re: Fans' Forum
Just tried to buy a ticket for the Stoke game; tried the website first, but couldn't work out how to get the Over 60s discount- I know you'll find that hard to believe, I lied about my age ;) So I rang the Box Office - amazingly, got thru in record time. Asked the guy for a ticket in Q Block, and at...
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:44 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 400
- Views: 905868
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Hang on a minute - only 11 views??
& some of them'll be me.
"private message for kerrins" has got more - it's outrageous!!!
& some of them'll be me.
"private message for kerrins" has got more - it's outrageous!!!
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:37 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: We are Back...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3307
Re: We are Back...
He got a mention at the Fans' Forum.......