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by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 01, 2024 1:28 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Brighton Tickets Now On General Sale...
Replies: 1
Views: 92

Re: Brighton Tickets Now On General Sale...

What about Reading??
I was at the BO last Friday, buying my Spurs ticket, and the bloke said they had the tickets & they should be on sale this week.
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 01, 2024 11:40 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973296

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Here's a topical one:
the England football squad won't be voting in the General Election;
they have enough trouble finding the box, let alone putting a cross in.
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 01, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 361
Views: 590316

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. singer Rose-Marie.
Also Frank Duckworth, of The Duckworth-Lewis Method.
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by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 01, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: The Rutland Arms....
Replies: 2
Views: 134

Re: The Rutland Arms....

Ah, The Rutland Arms......part of my favourite pub crawl when I still lived in W6. Starting at The Blue Anchor next door, then going along The Thames....on to The Old Ship, The Dove & The Black Lion. btw, a scene in the last James Bond film was shot there, you could see Hammersmith Bridge in th...
by steveqpr881
Sat Jun 29, 2024 9:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973296

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I saw an angry man jogging in a field. He was a cross country runner.

My dog, Minton, ate a shuttlecock - bad Minton!!

And today's Interesting Fact:
King Henry V111 owned the first-ever pair of football boots. :o
Well I never!
by steveqpr881
Sat Jun 29, 2024 9:27 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 361
Views: 590316

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. American actor Bill Cobbs.
He was in over 200 films & tv shows - including 'Walker, Texas Ranger.'
A tenuous link to the Rs, I admit....
by steveqpr881
Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: The 2024/25 League Fixtures...
Replies: 5
Views: 281

Re: The 2024/25 League Fixtures...

If Terry Venables was still with us, he could write a book on it:
"They used to play on Saturdays, 3pm."
by steveqpr881
Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:15 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973296

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

This morning, I woke up in a clown's outfit;
must have slept in a funny position.

Not very good? Ok, how about this one:
I've started my own business, removing chewing gum from pavements.
It's early days, I'm just getting it off the ground.
:D
by steveqpr881
Wed Jun 26, 2024 11:14 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 140
Views: 206761

Re: A very special QPR birthday

Happy Birthday to celebrity Rs fan, Mick Jones; 69 today.
by steveqpr881
Wed Jun 26, 2024 11:13 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973296

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Anybody see England v Slovenia last night?? No, me neither - I fell asleep after 10 minutes. :roll: Are England the new QPR?? i.e., they struggle against the lesser sides...... Anyway, today's ribbed tickler to take away the blues: When I was young, my mum used to bathe me in Australian lager. It w...