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Heard on the radio this morning that today is Global Belly Laugh Day (who gets to decide these things?? :roll: ) so here is a belly laugh: Julie Andrews came round my house once. I offered her a cup of tea, and said "Milk?" "Yes please." "Sugar?" "Just a spoonful....

Charlton.....don't you mean Heston, Steve???

I trod on a bunch of grapes.
It didn't make much noise, just gave a little whine.

London Seaward?? That's a new one to me.

Once more, it's that day of the week you all forward to ("dread," shurely - ed.) - the day of The Tony Blackburn Show. Here is the pick of today's ribbed ticklers. I hired a luxury car, but the driver didn't show up; all that money spent, and nothing to chauffeur it. :D And there's more (...