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I was tucking into one of Mr. Kipling's deep filled mince pies yesterday, and it made me realise what a multi-talented genius he is. How he finds the time to bake his exceedingly good cakes and write all those poems & books is beyond me. For instance, he wrote "If" - which Telly Saval...

Welcome back, Dubliner - and with some cutting edge ribbed ticklers. :D You know, as a comic, Dubliner is often compared to Tommy Cooper; people are always saying, "He's nowhere as funny as Tommy Cooper." :oops: Dubliner decided to buy his good lady wife a food processor, but he had troub...

"late 50s" was the reason, Bernard - some of us don't go quite that far back.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.

Time yet again (don't worry, it'll soon be over :) ) to open today's door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOM. I saw a book on DIY surgery - thought, that'll make a nice present. When I got it home, the appendix had been taken out. :o Interesting Fact: Jellyfish only died if killed by an external cau...

198 views - we've finally overtaken the Birfdays Fred (195). You know, they say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. And that reminds me, last year I got a dog from a blacksmith; I'd only had him an hour, when he made a bolt for the door. :) So I got a puppy,but he had a constant sore throat;...

We're still behind the Birfdays fred for views.... Anyway, I went to the office Xmas party last night. At the end of the meal, the waiter said "Do you wanna box for the left-overs?" I said, "No, I'm not a violent man - you have 'em." :D Time once more to open a door on THE ADVEN...

162 views - this is the 2nd most popular fred, after "QPR Birthdays;" onwards & upwards to 200,000 Anyway (sings) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.....even my local Italian restaurant has gone festive. They're doing a King Wenceslas pizza; deep pan, crisp and even. :) So ti...