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- Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:55 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1677
Re: Rotherham Tickets...
Bargain - a programme'll cost more!!
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:32 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1677
Re: Rotherham Tickets...
Don't tell me.....you wore your old school uniform & blagged a Juniors ticket for a quid.
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:22 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'
- Replies: 1
- Views: 838
Re: On this Day: 'Stan's Winner Rounds off Super Show'
1973? I'd have been there.
- Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:38 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929128
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I was tucking into one of Mr. Kipling's deep filled mince pies yesterday, and it made me realise what a multi-talented genius he is. How he finds the time to bake his exceedingly good cakes and write all those poems & books is beyond me. For instance, he wrote "If" - which Telly Saval...
- Tue Dec 21, 2021 10:51 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929128
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Welcome back, Dubliner - and with some cutting edge ribbed ticklers. :D You know, as a comic, Dubliner is often compared to Tommy Cooper; people are always saying, "He's nowhere as funny as Tommy Cooper." :oops: Dubliner decided to buy his good lady wife a food processor, but he had troub...
- Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:04 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929128
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
"late 50s" was the reason, Bernard - some of us don't go quite that far back.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.
Anyway, here's a bonus joke:
Dubliner bought his wife a DIY mime kit last Xmas - she was literally speechless.
- Mon Dec 20, 2021 1:23 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: How Wonderful is this!!!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1080
Re: How Wonderful is this!!!!!
Absolute magic.
- Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:15 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929128
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Time yet again (don't worry, it'll soon be over :) ) to open today's door on THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOOOOM. I saw a book on DIY surgery - thought, that'll make a nice present. When I got it home, the appendix had been taken out. :o Interesting Fact: Jellyfish only died if killed by an external cau...
- Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:09 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Rotherham Tickets...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1677
Re: Rotherham Tickets...
But will the game go ahead as planned??
Hope so, but wouldn't bet on it.
Still, I'll get a ticket - at those prices it'd be foolish not to.
Hope so, but wouldn't bet on it.
Still, I'll get a ticket - at those prices it'd be foolish not to.
- Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 929128
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
198 views - we've finally overtaken the Birfdays Fred (195). You know, they say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. And that reminds me, last year I got a dog from a blacksmith; I'd only had him an hour, when he made a bolt for the door. :) So I got a puppy,but he had a constant sore throat;...