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I was caught peeing in the swimming pool; when the lifeguard blew his whistle, I was so surprised, I almost fell in. :oops: I went to a meeting of The Sceptics Society; a bloke said, "I don't believe we've met." I said, "I don't believe you don't believe....." 8-) Just come back...

I'm back - after a dose of COVID!!!! :o I'm OK Now, my 7 days self-isolation are up. Have to say, it was nothing; the day before I tested Pos I had a slight cold, which may have been Covid; but even if it was, no big deal. So the joke-fest resumes, and I've got a bit of a backlog to clear, so empty...

449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas??. Yes - 844 views!! Anyway, you'll be relieved to hear that we've opened all the doors on the advent calendar of doom, so now it's time to bring you a selection fo gags from the best Xmas present I got this year- The Tony Blackburn Joke Bo...

449 views - will we crack the 500 barrier before Christmas?? Anyway, for the very last time this year,(you'll be relieved to hear), it's once more time to open the door on........ THE ADVENT CALENDAR OF DOOM. Here's one I heard on the Radio 2 Breakfast Show this morning; they ripped off my tinselli...

Don't tell me.....you wore your old school uniform & blagged a Juniors ticket for a quid.