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by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:00 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 414
Views: 973681

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

re. that ladder book.....I rang the author, but the phone just rung & rung :( A guy at work said the photocopier had run out of ink; I don't like to be spoken to in that toner voice.... Thought For The Day: Why is it, whenever Star Trek "boldly goes where no-one's gone before" that th...
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:37 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Politics
Replies: 10
Views: 1943

Re: Politics

It certainly looks like a publicity stunt so far, Bernard; he still owns the club, but has just passed day-to-day control over to this charitable trust. Not that he did anything, day-to-day, in the first place. Hasn't even seen them play in the UK for several years (since his UK Visa application wa...
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:37 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Politics
Replies: 10
Views: 1943

Re: Politics

Heard on the radio today that RA may be forced to sell Scum FC.
Which is all well & good....but does he get to bank the cheque, or is the money embargoed???
by steveqpr881
Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:35 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Dottie's Climb
Replies: 0
Views: 578

Dottie's Climb

Made national radio last night; someone had a request read out on Jo Wiley's show, BBC Radio2
for all the climbers. The Club got a mention, as well as details of what it was in aid of.

Congratulations to all concerned, I certainly wouldn't have been up to that climb!
by steveqpr881
Tue Mar 01, 2022 1:17 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: pete_ranger spotted!!!
Replies: 13
Views: 25751

pete_ranger spotted!!!

Pete Higgs - aka the boy pete, aka the prof. - has surfaced on a Facebook group called "The old messageboard crew." :o
btw, it's worth having a look on this group, it's full of all the old reprobates who used to meet up in the Conny before games.
by steveqpr881
Tue Mar 01, 2022 1:09 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 414
Views: 973681

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Those so-called Scotch eggs, what a rip-off; I ate 3 last night, but I wasn't even slightly pished! :x

Just bought a new book, "How to Use a Ladder."
It's a step-by-step guide. ;)

Alec Stock - Mr. Spock.
by steveqpr881
Tue Mar 01, 2022 1:06 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Blackburn Rovers 1 QPR 0 Sat 26th Feb 22
Replies: 6
Views: 1324

Re: Blackburn Rovers 1 QPR 0 Sat 26th Feb 22

Bernard, the Rs let us down every time, but we'll still be there this Saturday singing (to quote the old Northern Soul classic) -
Do I love you? Indeed I do!
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:20 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Blackburn Rovers 1 QPR 0 Sat 26th Feb 22
Replies: 6
Views: 1324

Re: Blackburn Rovers 1 QPR 0 Sat 26th Feb 22

Just thought of another!
It's been so long since won a game, we should be singing, "You keep me danglin' on a string"
:P

Anybody else got any others?? ( Bernard, sorry to hijack your Fred)
by steveqpr881
Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:18 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Politics
Replies: 10
Views: 1943

Re: Politics

From yesterday's Sunday Telegraph: Abramovich hands over Chelsea to club charity Roman Abramovich has dramatically relinquished the running of Chelsea in an attempt to distance the club from the controversy surrounding him as a result of Russia's invasion of Ukraine & calls for him to be sancti...
by steveqpr881
Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:12 pm
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: On this Day: The Anti-Mexxerr Pitch Demo....
Replies: 2
Views: 654

Re: On this Day: The Anti-Mexxerr Pitch Demo....

I know this has been debated many times over the years - but I forget the answer :oops:
- is that Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols, sat down, about half way along??