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by steveqpr881
Sat May 25, 2024 10:37 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 409
Views: 934102

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

This so-called "Manchester-Derby FA Cup Final" is a farce -
you've done this one to death - ed.
Oh, ok......how about this then:
My dad's just retired as a circus clown after 30 years.
People expect me to take over, but he's left big shoes to fill.
:D
by steveqpr881
Sat May 25, 2024 10:35 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....
Replies: 1
Views: 55

Re: Two Pre-Season Games in Spain (behind closed doors)....

:roll: Gives the team a nice break I suppose, but what about the fans??
I hope they arrange some friendlies in this country - preferably @ LR, or close to home.
by steveqpr881
Fri May 24, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 409
Views: 934102

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan, 83 today! Just thought I'd mention it...... When I was a kid, my dad used to put me inside old tyres & roll me down the hill - they were the good years. 8-) Thought For The Day: Saying 'let that sink in' after you've said something doe not make it any more profound. Le...
by steveqpr881
Wed May 22, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 409
Views: 934102

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The missus said she's leaving me (she keeps saying that! - ed.)
because I talk like a newsreader all the time.
More on that story later.....
8-)
by steveqpr881
Wed May 22, 2024 10:28 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 350
Views: 556843

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. actress Gudrun Ure, aka 'Supergran,' of kids tv.
In her 90s, so she had a.....good run.
8-)
by steveqpr881
Tue May 21, 2024 10:57 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 409
Views: 934102

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm disappointed to have been dropped from the Scrabble team. :o
Disappointed? Words fail me!
:lol:
by steveqpr881
Tue May 21, 2024 10:56 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 350
Views: 556843

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. ex-rugby player, businessman & Ireland's 1st billionaire, Tony O'Reilly.
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 11:31 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 124
Views: 189787

Re: A very special QPR birthday

And Happy Birthday to superstriker Clive Allen.
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 9:55 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 409
Views: 934102

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I've just invented an alarm clock that, when it goes off doesn't ring - it swears. :o
You're guaranteed a rude awakening!
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Well Done to our U14's.....
Replies: 1
Views: 70

Re: Well Done to our U14's.....

Steve Russell wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 8:34 am Will Lambert - QPR’s head of academy operations .......
Any relation to you-know-who?? :o
We should be told!
And can we expect to see 'young kerrins' make an appearance in the team,
with the boy Will in charge??? :P