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by steveqpr881
Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:59 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

At long last, I managed to see the documentary on clocks & watches.
It was about time. :roll:

Who's this tennis player I keep hearing about at Wimbledon - Mick Doubles??
by steveqpr881
Tue Jul 09, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was feeling a bit down, and a friend said, "It could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole full of water." Sounds a bit harsh, but I know he meant well.... Interesting Fact: As a boy, Keir Starmer took violin lessons alongside the future Fatboy Slim. Well I never! What do we want? Time...
by steveqpr881
Tue Jul 09, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 360
Views: 590142

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. ex-baseball player Willie Mays.
Baseball......rounders for septics.
:roll:
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 08, 2024 11:31 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Happy Birthday Marti...
Replies: 1
Views: 641

Re: Happy Birthday Marti...

Happy Birthday to him!
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 08, 2024 11:30 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: 0-4 Defeat for the Development Squad Yesterday...
Replies: 3
Views: 697

Re: 0-4 Defeat for the Development Squad Yesterday...

Kerrins wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:55 am Not a good result :o
They obviously still need development
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 08, 2024 11:29 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Apple tart costs £1.75 in Jamaica, £2.00 in Barbados and £1.80 in Grenada.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. :D

Interesting Fact:
Bromley is the only football club in the top 4 tiers to be in a Tory constituency.
Well I Never - I never knew Bromley was in the top 4 tiers, that is.
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 08, 2024 11:26 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 360
Views: 590142

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

A point for Kerrins, as Sutherland's obit is in the latest Private Eye.
And R.I.P. film producer, John Landau.
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:22 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

You know Dermot O'Leary on Radio 2? Does the show after Tony Blackburn on Saturday. Well, this morning, he told my electrician/restaurant joke from Wednesday. :o I'm not saying that's proof he reads this Fred for all his jokes, but it makes you think. Mind you, he didn't give me a credit - now, tha...
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:18 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Happy Birthday to ESSEXURs....
Replies: 4
Views: 672

Re: Happy Birthday to ESSEXURs....

8 views & not one 'happy birthday' so far?? :roll:
So I'll oblige.......Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!!
:D
by steveqpr881
Fri Jul 05, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was a Poll Clerk at yesterday's General Election (trousered £255, so at least Sunak did one thing for me ;) ) on the day, we had some voters with famous names, such as Alan Hudson, and Martin Allen! Mind you, neither of them were the ex-footballers of the same name. :roll: Anyway, back to the rib...