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by steveqpr881
Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I went to the pet shop, to buy a goldfish.
The assistant said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
:D
by steveqpr881
Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 360
Views: 590139

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

Almost on 590,000 views!
R.I.P. sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:29 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A friend of mine has just written a book on carpentry. He asked me to have a read, see what I thought; I said it's great, you've really hit the nail on the head. :D Interesting Fact 1: The more eagle-eyed of you may have noticed that, in the Euros final, no Spanish player was singing along to their...
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:26 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 360
Views: 590139

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Joe Egan, of Stealers Wheel.
'Stuck In The Middle With You' - that was their greatest hit.
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:27 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: New Striker
Replies: 16
Views: 1713

Re: New Striker

Kerrins wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2024 4:53 pm Good point there Bill. I agree. As our new Government would say....
......would say, "I blame the previous administration" :D
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:25 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A sinkhole has opened up in my street! :o The council is looking into it..... :roll:

A friend of mine likes to wrap himself up in rubber bands!
I told him to snap out of it.
:D
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:24 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 360
Views: 590139

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. American actress Shelley Duvall.
Star of films such as The Shining, Annie Hall & Popeye.
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:16 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 139
Views: 206652

Re: A very special QPR birthday

A very Happy Birthday to Gino Padula!!
Always gave his all, I always enjoyed watching him play.
Perhaps his finest hour was when the team buss arrived at Hammersmith Town Hall,
he was on the top deck & absolutely rocking the bus!!
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:15 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Willock gone to Cardiff
Replies: 10
Views: 1361

Re: Willock gone to Cardiff

Bill Elkins wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:01 pm Essex, in the words of The Who, 'We Won't Get Fooled Again' !
Bill, we've been saying that for decades!!! 8-)
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:08 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 416
Views: 973110

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time. :?

Traffic News:
A lorry has shed it's load of Vicks vapour rub on the M25.
Police say there is no congestion. :
D