apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
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- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:59 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 399
- Views: 905443
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Newsflash - workers at the tool-sharpening factory have gone on strike;
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
apparently, they all have an axe to grind!
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 344
- Views: 532978
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
As an Old Dane myself ( ditto ESSEX ), I mourn FF's passing.
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 399
- Views: 905443
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Happy St. George's Day, everyone! And it's also William Shakespeare's birthday - Shakespeare walked into a tavern & the barkeeper said, "You're bard." Shakespeare once fancied a holiday in Devon, but he couldn't decide where, exactly - Torbay, or not Torbay? And in a similar vein - he...
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 344
- Views: 532978
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. conductor Sir Andrew Davis.
When I say conductor, I mean classical music....not a bus conductor.
When I say conductor, I mean classical music....not a bus conductor.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 648
Re: Blackburn game
Armchair fan! 
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:35 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 648
Re: Blackburn game
Keep the faith, young kerrins & btw, are you coming down for the Leeds game?
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:54 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Blackburn game
- Replies: 11
- Views: 648
Re: Blackburn game
.........I don't like to dwell in the past, but every time I reverse the car, it takes me back..... 
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:30 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Programme/Memorabilia Fair on Sunday...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 439
Re: Programme/Memorabilia Fair on Sunday...
Did anyone on here go?
I wanted to, but another commitment (not to mention a hangover, from celebrating the Preston win)
kept me away.
Any interesting stuff on sale, did anybody buy anything??
I wanted to, but another commitment (not to mention a hangover, from celebrating the Preston win)
kept me away.
Any interesting stuff on sale, did anybody buy anything??
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:28 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Preston on Saturday.....
- Replies: 3
- Views: 284
Re: Preston on Saturday.....
SteveR, I never managed to get into the Club shop ("Superstore, shurely?? - ed.) Or get a bag of chips before the game. :roll: OR a ticket for Coventry. :evil: Still, the day wasn't a complete write-off!! I thoroughly enjoyed the game - thought it was very close, I could see Preston score at a...
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:21 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 399
- Views: 905443
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Went shopping yesterday, and I dropped a bag of flour on the floor!
Mind you, I didn't need to pick it up....it was self-raising!
Mind you, I didn't need to pick it up....it was self-raising!