I taped a set of dentures to a boomerang, threw it & thought -
that'll come back to bite me.
Reminds me of the time I threw a boomerang at a ghost - it came back to haunt me!
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- Wed May 08, 2024 10:14 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 918389
- Wed May 08, 2024 9:59 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: MHWC
- Replies: 2
- Views: 89
MHWC
That's the Mental Health World Cup, stoopid!
This Saturday @ 6pm, LR.
Anybody know what it's all about?
Is it just the game, or anything else happening??
Anybody on here going?
This Saturday @ 6pm, LR.
Anybody know what it's all about?
Is it just the game, or anything else happening??
Anybody on here going?
- Wed May 08, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Jimmy Dunne's Contract Extended...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 56
Re: Jimmy Dunne's Contract Extended...
Good news.
- Wed May 08, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
- Views: 543370
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. actor Ian Gelder, of 'Game of Thrones' fame.
- Tue May 07, 2024 10:48 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 918389
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I've had to scrap my chicken dating agency.
It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
It did badly, I couldn't make hens meet.
- Tue May 07, 2024 10:47 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
- Views: 543370
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. another musician, Mike Pinder, of the Moody Blues.
He pioneered the use of the 'Mellotron' synthesizer.
Also goodbye to artist Roy Cross, 100; he drew the covers on Airfix kits.
And R.I.P. actor Bernard Hill, aka Yosser in 'Boys From The Blackstuff.'
He pioneered the use of the 'Mellotron' synthesizer.
Also goodbye to artist Roy Cross, 100; he drew the covers on Airfix kits.
And R.I.P. actor Bernard Hill, aka Yosser in 'Boys From The Blackstuff.'
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:26 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 918389
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
The boss offered me a pay rise if I could do an impersonation of a frog-
well, I jumped at the chance!
well, I jumped at the chance!
- Wed May 01, 2024 11:25 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 349
- Views: 543370
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
R.I.P. author C.J. Sansom - as far as I can tell, no relation to Kenny.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:43 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 406
- Views: 918389
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I've just started a band; our 1st single is called Duvet, b-side is Eiderdown.
We're a covers band......
We're a covers band......
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:42 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......
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- Views: 748
Re: The Old Ship Pub in Hammersmith......
When I still lived in W6, it was part of a great pub crawl, along the river;
Blue Anchor, Rutland, Old Ship, Dove.....then the Black Lion (by Bell Steps) if we made it that far.
Haven't been there for donkey's years.
Blue Anchor, Rutland, Old Ship, Dove.....then the Black Lion (by Bell Steps) if we made it that far.
Haven't been there for donkey's years.