He didn't have a pension though - all that work & nothing to chauffeur it.
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- Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:00 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 397
- Views: 903184
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
A friend of mine has just retired after working 20 years driving a limousine.
He didn't have a pension though - all that work & nothing to chauffeur it.
He didn't have a pension though - all that work & nothing to chauffeur it.
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:58 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 342
- Views: 531162
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
NEWSFLASH - R.I.P. Peter Higgs. 
No, not pete_ranger, stoopid - Professor Peter Higgs, top boffin.
No, not pete_ranger, stoopid - Professor Peter Higgs, top boffin.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Home Page: Saying Goodbye to Stan....
- Replies: 3
- Views: 162
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:01 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: SOS - techie help needed
- Replies: 3
- Views: 162
Re: SOS - techie help needed
Cheers, Steve......didn't get notification of your reply, so the problem is still there.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:45 am
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: SOS - techie help needed
- Replies: 3
- Views: 162
SOS - techie help needed
For some reason, I haven't had notification of a new post since February!
Even for posts where I've ticked the 'notify me when a reply is posted' box at the bottom.
What's going on??
I should be told.
But I won't be.
Sort it out!!!
Even for posts where I've ticked the 'notify me when a reply is posted' box at the bottom.
What's going on??
I should be told.
But I won't be.
Sort it out!!!
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:41 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 397
- Views: 903184
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
I woke up, and my moustache was gone!
It was stolen right from underneath my nose.
It was stolen right from underneath my nose.
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Our Final Home Game is now on a Friday Night!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 212
Re: Our Final Home Game is now on a Friday Night!
What's more, it may well cost the Club money. I went to a Fans' Forum 2 or 3 years ago & the question of games being moved was raised; Lee Hoos said the Club has no say whatsoever, Sky has the contractual right to choose to televise a certain number of games per Club in any one season. OK, the ...
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
- Replies: 397
- Views: 903184
Re: Joke Thread 3.0
Just bumped into a bloke I haven't seen for years - he once sold me a miniature globe.
It's a small world......
It's a small world......
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:14 pm
- Forum: The Boot Room
- Topic: Sheffield Wednesday: Another Sell-Out Today!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 208
Re: Sheffield Wednesday: Another Sell-Out Today!
It was a case of ASLEF to the rescue for me, as a strike on Great Western Railways
meant I couldn't get a train into Paddington!
Still, just bought my ticket for the PNE game, so fingers crossed the Wed. performance was a one-off.
meant I couldn't get a train into Paddington!
Still, just bought my ticket for the PNE game, so fingers crossed the Wed. performance was a one-off.
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:05 am
- Forum: The Independent Times
- Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
- Replies: 342
- Views: 531162
Re: Celebrity Deathwatch
Newsflash - R.I.P. Joe Kinnear.