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by steveqpr881
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:28 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Preston on Saturday.....
Replies: 3
Views: 89

Re: Preston on Saturday.....

SteveR, I never managed to get into the Club shop ("Superstore, shurely?? - ed.) Or get a bag of chips before the game. :roll: OR a ticket for Coventry. :evil: Still, the day wasn't a complete write-off!! I thoroughly enjoyed the game - thought it was very close, I could see Preston score at a...
by steveqpr881
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:21 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 397
Views: 903039

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Went shopping yesterday, and I dropped a bag of flour on the floor!
Mind you, I didn't need to pick it up....it was self-raising!
:D
by steveqpr881
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:48 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Marti Backs Lyndon Dykes....
Replies: 2
Views: 104

Re: Marti Backs Lyndon Dykes....

A crucial goal, and Lyndon increased his season's tally by 25%!
by steveqpr881
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:47 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Blackburn game
Replies: 11
Views: 341

Re: Blackburn game

deja vu ain't what it used to be!! :ugeek:
by steveqpr881
Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:54 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 397
Views: 903039

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

Went for a job in a mirror factory; I thought, I can see myself doing that. But I decided not to, on reflection. :? Top Tip: It's the London Marathon this Sunday. Impress people by staggering around town after it's over, wearing running gear & with six foot of bacofoil draped over your shoulder...
by steveqpr881
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:16 pm
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 397
Views: 903039

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I keep dreaming I'm a horse. That's 5 nights on the trot now..... :?


Ladies! When I bring you breakfast in bed, how about a word of thanks?
None of your "Who are you & how did you get in my house?"
Just sayin'......


Lee Cook - Dr. Hook
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:46 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 342
Views: 531060

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Scottish actor Vincent Friell, of Trainspotting & Still Game.
When I say Trainspotting, I mean the film.....not that he was a trainspotter.
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:36 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 397
Views: 903039

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

The wife was annoyed that she missed some new hairdressing show on TV.
I said never mind, the highlights are on later.
:roll:
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: 1951: QPR v Clyde...
Replies: 1
Views: 124

Re: 1951: QPR v Clyde...

Seems a bit one-sided.......X1 Rs players up against poor Clyde, all on his own...... :?
by steveqpr881
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:33 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....
Replies: 1
Views: 209

Re: Preston Game: Remembering Teddy....

Will do. R.I.P. Teddy.