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by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:29 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 419
Views: 972841

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A friend of mine has just written a book on carpentry. He asked me to have a read, see what I thought; I said it's great, you've really hit the nail on the head. :D Interesting Fact 1: The more eagle-eyed of you may have noticed that, in the Euros final, no Spanish player was singing along to their...
by steveqpr881
Mon Jul 15, 2024 7:26 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 359
Views: 589859

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. Joe Egan, of Stealers Wheel.
'Stuck In The Middle With You' - that was their greatest hit.
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:27 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: New Striker
Replies: 11
Views: 1600

Re: New Striker

Kerrins wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2024 4:53 pm Good point there Bill. I agree. As our new Government would say....
......would say, "I blame the previous administration" :D
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:25 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 419
Views: 972841

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

A sinkhole has opened up in my street! :o The council is looking into it..... :roll:

A friend of mine likes to wrap himself up in rubber bands!
I told him to snap out of it.
:D
by steveqpr881
Sat Jul 13, 2024 9:24 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Celebrity Deathwatch
Replies: 359
Views: 589859

Re: Celebrity Deathwatch

R.I.P. American actress Shelley Duvall.
Star of films such as The Shining, Annie Hall & Popeye.
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:16 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Re: A very special QPR birthday
Replies: 138
Views: 206481

Re: A very special QPR birthday

A very Happy Birthday to Gino Padula!!
Always gave his all, I always enjoyed watching him play.
Perhaps his finest hour was when the team buss arrived at Hammersmith Town Hall,
he was on the top deck & absolutely rocking the bus!!
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:15 am
Forum: The Boot Room
Topic: Willock gone to Cardiff
Replies: 10
Views: 1320

Re: Willock gone to Cardiff

Bill Elkins wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2024 3:01 pm Essex, in the words of The Who, 'We Won't Get Fooled Again' !
Bill, we've been saying that for decades!!! 8-)
by steveqpr881
Thu Jul 11, 2024 11:08 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 419
Views: 972841

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time. :?

Traffic News:
A lorry has shed it's load of Vicks vapour rub on the M25.
Police say there is no congestion. :
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by steveqpr881
Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:59 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 419
Views: 972841

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

At long last, I managed to see the documentary on clocks & watches.
It was about time. :roll:

Who's this tennis player I keep hearing about at Wimbledon - Mick Doubles??
by steveqpr881
Tue Jul 09, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: The Independent Times
Topic: Joke Thread 3.0
Replies: 419
Views: 972841

Re: Joke Thread 3.0

I was feeling a bit down, and a friend said, "It could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole full of water." Sounds a bit harsh, but I know he meant well.... Interesting Fact: As a boy, Keir Starmer took violin lessons alongside the future Fatboy Slim. Well I never! What do we want? Time...