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Did anyone hear Tony Blackburn read out one of my ribbed ticklers on today's show?? If you missed it, you can hear it on the BBC i-player, if not here it is: I went to see my GP because I was covered in spots. He said I'm allergic to eating jelly, sponge & custard....... but that diagnosis soun...

My wife didn't believe me when I said I could make a bike out of spaghetti -
you should have seen her face when I rode pasta....

I went to see my GP, about a nasty rash I've got. he said I'm allergic to eating jelly, custard & sponge - but that diagnosis sounds a trifle rash. :roll: Interesting fact: Magna Carta was written in an ink made from growths on oak trees caused by parasitic wasps! :o Top Tip: Fool everybody int...

.....much better than Denzel Washington, IMO.

The Equaliser - Edward Woodward??

A friend just told me he's taken up jido - that completely threw me!

I tried drag racing, but I couldn't run in high heels.